Season 1
S1.E1 ∙ The Sick Boy and the SitterS1.E2 ∙ My Blonde-Haired BrunetteS1.E3 ∙ Sally and the Lab TechnicianS1.E4 ∙ Washington vs. the BunnyS1.E5 ∙ Oh How We Met the Night That We DancedS1.E6 ∙ Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, MOS1.E7 ∙ Jealousy!S1.E8 ∙ To Tell or Not to TellS1.E9 ∙ The Unwelcome HouseguestS1.E10 ∙ The Meershatz PipeS1.E11 ∙ Forty-Four TicketsS1.E12 ∙ Empress Carlotta's NecklaceS1.E13 ∙ Sally Is a GirlS1.E14 ∙ Buddy, Can You Spare a Job?S1.E15 ∙ Where Did I Come From?S1.E16 ∙ The Curious Thing About WomenS1.E17 ∙ Punch Thy NeighborS1.E18 ∙ Who Owes Who What?S1.E19 ∙ The Talented NeighborhoodS1.E20 ∙ A Word a DayS1.E21 ∙ The Boarder IncidentS1.E22 ∙ Father of the WeekS1.E23 ∙ The TwizzleS1.E24 ∙ One Angry ManS1.E25 ∙ Where You Been, Fassbinder?S1.E26 ∙ I Am My Brother's KeeperS1.E27 ∙ The Sleeping BrotherS1.E28 ∙ The Bad Old DaysS1.E29 ∙ Sol and the SponsorS1.E30 ∙ The Return of Happy Spangler
Season 2
S2.E1 ∙ Never Name a DuckS2.E2 ∙ The Two Faces of RobS2.E3 ∙ The Attempted MarriageS2.E4 ∙ Bank Book 6565696S2.E5 ∙ Hustling the HustlerS2.E6 ∙ My Husband Is Not a DrunkS2.E7 ∙ What's in a Middle Name?S2.E8 ∙ Like a SisterS2.E9 ∙ The Night the Roof Fell InS2.E10 ∙ The Secret Life of Buddy and SallyS2.E11 ∙ A Bird in the Head HurtsS2.E12 ∙ Gesundheit, DarlingS2.E13 ∙ A Man's Teeth Are Not His OwnS2.E14 ∙ Somebody Has to Play CleopatraS2.E15 ∙ The Cat BurglarS2.E16 ∙ The Foul Weather GirlS2.E17 ∙ Will You Two Be My Wife?S2.E18 ∙ Ray Murdock's X-RayS2.E19 ∙ I Was a Teenage Head WriterS2.E20 ∙ It May Look Like a WalnutS2.E21 ∙ My Husband Is a Check-GrabberS2.E22 ∙ Don't Trip Over That MountainS2.E23 ∙ Give Me Your WallsS2.E24 ∙ The Sam Pomerantz ScandalsS2.E25 ∙ The Square TriangleS2.E26 ∙ I'm No Henry WaldenS2.E27 ∙ Racy Tracy RattiganS2.E28 ∙ DivorceS2.E29 ∙ It's a Shame She Married MeS2.E30 ∙ A Surprise Surprise Is a SurpriseS2.E31 ∙ Jilting the JilterS2.E32 ∙ When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
Season 3
S3.E1 ∙ That's My Boy??S3.E2 ∙ The MasterpieceS3.E3 ∙ Laura's Little LieS3.E4 ∙ Very Old Shoes, Very Old RiceS3.E5 ∙ All About EavesdroppingS3.E6 ∙ Too Many StarsS3.E7 ∙ Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?S3.E8 ∙ Uncle GeorgeS3.E9 ∙ Big Max CalvadaS3.E10 ∙ The Ballad of the Betty LouS3.E11 ∙ Turtles, Ties, and ToreadorsS3.E12 ∙ The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears...S3.E13 ∙ The Alan Brady Show PresentsS3.E14 ∙ The Third One from the LeftS3.E15 ∙ My Husband Is the Best OneS3.E16 ∙ The Lady and the Tiger and the LawyerS3.E17 ∙ The Life and Love of Joe CooganS3.E18 ∙ A Nice, Friendly Game of CardsS3.E19 ∙ Happy Birthday and Too Many MoreS3.E20 ∙ The Brave and the BackacheS3.E21 ∙ The Pen Is Mightier Than the MouthS3.E22 ∙ My Part-Time WifeS3.E23 ∙ Honeymoons Are for the LuckyS3.E24 ∙ How to Spank a StarS3.E25 ∙ The Plots ThickenS3.E26 ∙ Scratch My Car and DieS3.E27 ∙ The Return of Edwin CarpS3.E28 ∙ October EveS3.E29 ∙ Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is in JailS3.E30 ∙ My Neighbor's Husband's Other LifeS3.E31 ∙ I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at AllS3.E32 ∙ Teacher's Petrie
Season 4
S4.E1 ∙ My Mother Can Beat Up My FatherS4.E2 ∙ The Ghost of A. ChantzS4.E3 ∙ The Lady and the Baby SitterS4.E4 ∙ A Vigilante Ripped My Sports CoatS4.E5 ∙ The Man from 'Emperor'S4.E6 ∙ Romance, Roses and Rye BreadS4.E7 ∙ 4½S4.E8 ∙ The Alan Brady Show Goes to JailS4.E9 ∙ Three Letters from One WifeS4.E10 ∙ Pink Pills and Purple ParentsS4.E11 ∙ It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a RaiseS4.E12 ∙ The Death of the PartyS4.E13 ∙ My Two Showoffs and MeS4.E14 ∙ Stretch Petrie vs. Kid SchenkS4.E15 ∙ Brother, Can You Spare $2500?S4.E16 ∙ The Impractical JokeS4.E17 ∙ Stacey Petrie: Part IS4.E18 ∙ Stacey Petrie: Part IIS4.E19 ∙ Boy #1, Boy #2S4.E20 ∙ The Redcoats Are ComingS4.E21 ∙ The Case of the PillowS4.E22 ∙ Young Man with a ShoehornS4.E23 ∙ Girls Will Be BoysS4.E24 ∙ BupkisS4.E25 ∙ Your Home Sweet Home Is My HomeS4.E26 ∙ Anthony StoneS4.E27 ∙ Never Bathe on SaturdayS4.E28 ∙ Show of HandsS4.E29 ∙ Baby FatS4.E30 ∙ One Hundred Terrible HoursS4.E31 ∙ Br-rooom, Br-rooomS4.E32 ∙ There's No Sale Like Wholesale
Season 5
S5.E1 ∙ Coast to Coast Big MouthS5.E2 ∙ A Farewell to WritingS5.E3 ∙ Uhny UftzS5.E4 ∙ The Ugliest Dog in the WorldS5.E5 ∙ No Rice at My WeddingS5.E6 ∙ Draw Me a PearS5.E7 ∙ The Great Petrie FortuneS5.E8 ∙ Odd But TrueS5.E9 ∙ Viva PetrieS5.E10 ∙ Go Tell the Birds and the BeesS5.E11 ∙ Body and SolS5.E12 ∙ See Rob Write, Write Rob WriteS5.E13 ∙ You're Under ArrestS5.E14 ∙ Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or WorkS5.E15 ∙ Who Stole My WatchS5.E16 ∙ I Do Not Choose to RunS5.E17 ∙ The Making of a CouncilmanS5.E18 ∙ The Curse of the Petrie PeopleS5.E19 ∙ The Bottom of Mel Cooley's HeartS5.E20 ∙ Remember the AlimonyS5.E21 ∙ Dear Sally RogersS5.E22 ∙ Buddy Sorrell: Man and BoyS5.E23 ∙ Bad Reception in AlbanyS5.E24 ∙ Talk to the SnailS5.E25 ∙ A Day in the Life of Alan BradyS5.E26 ∙ Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.S5.E27 ∙ The Man from My UncleS5.E28 ∙ You Ought to Be in PicturesS5.E29 ∙ Love Thy Other NeighborS5.E30 ∙ Long Night's Journey Into DayS5.E31 ∙ The GunslingerS5.E32 ∙ The Last Chapter