Season 1
S1.E1 ∙ Rule #23: Never Lie to the KidsS1.E2 ∙ Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the HourS1.E3 ∙ Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" TimeS1.E4 ∙ Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to VisitS1.E5 ∙ Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the ChildrenS1.E6 ∙ Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run AwayS1.E7 ∙ Rule #67: Don't Kill the PrincessS1.E8 ∙ Rule #17: Ask the Answer LadyS1.E9 ∙ Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis!S1.E10 ∙ Rule #3: Don't Stand in the DoorwayS1.E11 ∙ Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low KeyS1.E12 ∙ Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the TimeS1.E13 ∙ Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On
Season 2
S2.E1 ∙ Rule #58: Avoid the DouchemobileS2.E2 ∙ Rule #77: Don't Blow the BubbleS2.E3 ∙ Rule #8: Timing Is EverythingS2.E4 ∙ Rule #605: You Can Go Home AgainS2.E5 ∙ Rule #72: It's Never Too Late to Be a Mean GirlS2.E6 ∙ Rule #25: Beware the Second ChanceS2.E7 ∙ Rule #14: No Means... NoS2.E8 ∙ Rule #79: Labels Are for Canned GoodsS2.E9 ∙ Rule #81: There's No Crying in PornS2.E10 ∙ Rule #36: If You Can't Stand the Heat, You're CookedS2.E11 ∙ Rule #118: Let Her Eat CakeS2.E12 ∙ Rule #876: Everything Does Not Happen for a ReasonS2.E13 ∙ Rule #59: "Happily Ever After" Is an Oxymoron
Season 3
S3.E1 ∙ Rule #43: When One Door Opens, There's an Icy DraftS3.E2 ∙ Rule #137: Move Your CarS3.E3 ∙ Rule #188: Mind Your Side of the PlateS3.E4 ∙ Rule #225: What Happens in Bakersfield Stays in BakersfieldS3.E5 ∙ Rule #99: Cook NakedS3.E6 ∙ Rule #218: There's No Crying in BaseballS3.E7 ∙ Rule #91: Run Toward What Scares You
Season 4