Season 3
S3.E1 ∙ Terrorists and GingerbreadS3.E2 ∙ Thigh Gap and a Rack of LambS3.E3 ∙ Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano BarS3.E4 ∙ Sawdust and BrisketS3.E5 ∙ A Pirate, Three Frogs and a PrinceS3.E6 ∙ Horny-Goggles and a Catered InterventionS3.E7 ∙ Kreplach and a Tiny TushS3.E8 ∙ Snickerdoodle and a Nip SlipS3.E9 ∙ My Little Pony and a Demerol DripS3.E10 ∙ Quaaludes and CrackerjackS3.E11 ∙ Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyverS3.E12 ∙ Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing BrideS3.E13 ∙ Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild SideS3.E14 ∙ Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of ChickenS3.E15 ∙ Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound BabyS3.E16 ∙ Cornflakes and the Hair of Three MenS3.E17 ∙ Caperberries and a Glass EyeS3.E18 ∙ Beast Mode and Old People KissingS3.E19 ∙ A Catheter and a Dipsy-DoodleS3.E20 ∙ Pure Evil and a Free Piece of CheesecakeS3.E21 ∙ Mahjong Sally and the EcstasyS3.E22 ∙ Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
Season 5
S5.E1 ∙ Twinkle Lights and Grandma ShoesS5.E2 ∙ Fish Town and Too Many Thank You'sS5.E3 ∙ A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' OnionS5.E4 ∙ Fancy Crackers and Giant WomenS5.E5 ∙ Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of JealousyS5.E6 ∙ Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty EyeS5.E7 ∙ Too Many Hippies and Huevos RancherosS5.E8 ∙ An Epi-Pen and a Security CatS5.E9 ∙ Teenage Vampires and a White RussianS5.E10 ∙ A Bear and a Bladder InfectionS5.E11 ∙ Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the PeopleS5.E12 ∙ Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn SignalS5.E13 ∙ Pudding and a Screen DoorS5.E14 ∙ Charlotte Bronte and a BackhoeS5.E15 ∙ Esta Loca and a Little KlingonS5.E16 ∙ Eight Cats and the Hat ShowS5.E17 ∙ Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the HeadS5.E18 ∙ Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster FireS5.E19 ∙ A Taco Bowl and a Tubby SeamstressS5.E20 ∙ Ocular Fluid and Fighting RobotsS5.E21 ∙ Phone Confetti and a Wee DingleS5.E22 ∙ Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head
